2008-04-28

FUNNY LIFE

結婚前後對話
< 結婚前> 往↓看
他:太好了!我期盼的日子終於來臨了!我都等不及了!
她:我可以反悔嗎?
他:不,你甚至想都別想!
她:你愛我嗎?
他:當然!
她:你會背叛我嗎?
他:不會,你怎麼會有這種想法?
她:你可以吻我一下嗎?
他:當然,決不可能只有一下!
她:你有可能打我嗎?
他:永遠不可能!
她:我能相信你嗎?
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有一日,A突然爬左上一棵apple樹,
B又跟住佢,突然B跌左落黎,
有一護士見到,就好緊張,
嗌:[A呀,快D落嚟!]
[唔!]
[why?]
[因為我未熟!]
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C係度寫信。
士:做咩呀你?
C:我係度寫信!
士:寫俾麥水?
C:我自己。
士:講咩架?
C:我都未收到,點知啫???
(=.="ll)

2008-04-23

BEAUTY



那天英語課老师在白板上讲解“BEAUTY”的

含义
????????????



我百思不得其解 @.@




同學悄悄递来一面镜子


刹那间...


我明白了!!!

2008-04-21

**CORRECTION**

DEAR ALL~~~
oh ya~~i'm realy apologise that i give wrong massage to u all.
Actualy, my sem is just 540 SING DOLLAR only~~
Please less a "0" from my previous blog's massage...thanks~~
I'm sory that made you all misunderstanding about it~~

RACHEL LIEW

2008-04-14

is that realy tasty?










my little cute nist^_^
when i saw this video i think "oh!dear nist~~is that your thumb realy tasty??can i taste it??"
haha funny enough!!!

2008-04-13

A GOOD POEM WAS CREATED BY YUN~

wow~~got many ppl complain my blog~

oh god!!!u all think i m very free here ah??

morever,i cannot type chinese here,my eng is too poor~how can i update myblog??

aiz~~~pity me...no money to eat,
no time to sleep,
create a new blog,
still want let ppl complain me,
they just know how to make me busy,
oneday i will become crazy~~~
created by yun

A GOOD POEM is it? haha~

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hard work here...
live in singpore,all the ppl talking in eng
all ppl got christian name...
me??pyan??
malay cannot pronounce it
besides,that's no meaning inside the name...
finally, my sis give a christian name for me~~
**RACHEL**
sis saids it's mean "sheep"
yaya~i m jesus's sheep
i am very like this name
it always remind me i am a christian~
and don't get the wrong way in future~
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i started my eng course already...
every tue and thu
7 weeks
twice a week
2 hours 1 day
5400 sing dollar for 1 sem
that means
one hour is around 15 sing dollar
i know i know~~u want to say"wow!!how expensive it's!!"
but i had no choice
another aremore expensive
it was a heavy afford to me
last thu is the 1st class
wow~~
my teacher is ve~~~~~~ry beautiful
she has a pretty body
wow~~
it is enough to enrich my eyes
i told my bro-in-law that my teacher is pretty enough
he replied me quickly
"next week i will pick u there earlier,
and i will there for waiting u till u had finish ur class"
hahaha
sis said
"dear, let's go to buy a lock now"
i asked
"what for?"
sis replied
"i will lock my door and never let your
brother-in-law come in"
=.="'
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